THE LOCKDOWN ISSUE – If you want beer please read
A warm, COVID safe welcome to all of you wombats,
I hope you all haven’t finally gone around the twist with lockdown and having to be at home with the family…
I understand that beer can have a calming and relaxing effect when applied internally so I have decided to initiate a PICKUP/DROPOFF service for the duration of lockdown, however long that might be. Below are the details of the service which can be found on our booking page:
Or you can hopefully click on the link below directly. Please be patient if things don’t work immediately, it has taken a bit of effort to drag the technophobe Wombat into the 20th century. Yes, I meant the 20th.
BOOKING SHEET
Please click on the link below to arrange a keg or gas re-fill.
https://www.hornywombatbrewery.com.au/page.php?Booking-9
It is important to remember to book the day before so that we can arrange our pickup schedule. Note the pickup day/s for various locations.
CONTACTLESS COLLECTION
To ensure contactless collection please ensure you arrange for a collection time with the brewery or leave collection instructions in the notes. Please leave kegs in a conspicuous location for us to pickup.
Prior to delivery you will be contacted on your supplied phone number advising of delivery time. Kegs will be left in the location they are picked up from.
COVID19 COMPLIANCE
Do you have any of the following symptoms? Fever, cough, shortness of breath, muscle pains, loss of taste or smell, runny nose or congestion, sore throat, diarrhea, fatigue, headaches, nausea or vomiting?
Do any members of your household or a close contact have any of the above symptoms?
Have you, a close contact, or family member travelled to a designated hotspot recently?
Have you been in contact with someone diagnosed with COVID-19 in the past two weeks?
Are you or a family member awaiting COVID-19 test results?
Have you, a close contact, or a family member been required to self-isolate or quarrantine in the last 2 weeks?
If you cannot answer ‘NO’ to all of these questions please do not order.
PAYMENT
No cash payments will be accepted for COVID compliance reasons and security.
You will be sent an invoice after keg collection. Payment must be made and confirmed prior to delivery.
PICKUP/DELIVERY FEES AND LOCATIONS
Orders from Caboolture to Sandgate and Ferny Grove will be collected On Friday.
Orders for Sunshine Coast will be collected on Saturday.
All orders will be processed overnight at this time.
There will be a $10 pickup/delivery fee for the local area (Friday collections) and all other areas will incur a $20 fee.
THE SHED IS CLOSED AND I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING DROP-INS. This is to ensure that people do not venture from the home just to get beer. I will consider a drop off service in the 10km area if the lockdown is extended and orders are prolific.
ALTERNATIVE BOOKING METHODS
Failing all of this fantastic electronic, cloud based wizardry I have managed to whip up, you can either just drop me an email at
info@hornywombatbrewery.com.au
or you can call or text me on my new mobile number setup just to take bookings. Wait, I don’t have the number yet because Telstra are too stupid to be able to activate a new SIM card that they sent me and which I have been on the phone with them for over an hour. Number to come, watch the booking page.
PAY IT FORWARD
There are many of my customers, and some owners as well who are not techologically connected and who will not know about this service. If they are friends and family of yours please take the time to let them all know they can order
I hope this assists you all to ensure that we continue to supply you with lovely, attitude calming beer.
Please stay safe, wear a mask (it makes us all look better), get vacinated, and pickle yourselves from the inside out (with beer).
Cheers,
G&M
